Posts Tagged ‘translate’

Translation update

Mood: Recovering…
Sound: Cat Empire
Travel destination: Japan 
A while ago I was trying to find out what the Japanese on my shirt said. Well…
Scarily I have found out:
left-top 包茎手術 : phimosis surgery
middle-top 性病治療 : cure for sexually transmitted desease
left-bottom 精力アップ : improvement of sexial vitality
left-middle レーザー脱毛 : laser depilation
right-bottom 薄毛・植毛 : alopecia and hair transplant
All these are [...]

Can you translate?

Mood: Annoyed
Sound: The Fumes
Travel destination: Japan
A while ago I bought myself a shirt, it has Japanese characters on it and to this day I have no idea what it says. After wearing it once, I rediscovered it in my wardrobe the other day and decided to dare it in public again.
The last time I wore it, [...]