Mood: Annoyed
Sound: The Fumes
Travel destination: Japan

A while ago I bought myself a shirt, it has Japanese characters on it and to this day I have no idea what it says. After wearing it once, I rediscovered it in my wardrobe the other day and decided to dare it in public again.

The last time I wore it, a Japanese girl in Sydney covered her mouth ever so delicately and laughed at me. I asked her what it said and she quickly responded that she could not tell me as it was “too rude”. Well, not wanting to insult anyone it went to the back of my closet until now…

But the content of the message has baffled me all of this time. WHAT DOES IT SAY? Is it really as rude as she said? Probably not, as I am sure her meaning was probably lost in translation.

So I have decided to act. Below is a photograph of the shirt. Can you translate?

What does this say?